Who Said I had a Big Mouth?

It’s official. The rumours have been proven wrong. According to my Dentist. I have a small mouth. He even gave me a special toothbrush.

I showed Alan who got very excited. He wanted the brush. Apparently its would be just perfect for cleaning battery terminals etc.

I looked suitable shocked. “Are you kidding me? My Dentist gave that to me. Its going straight to the studio.”